Lots of funny kid stories on this one, including a filthy bath, my son gets a girlfriend, I win a baseball hat, fight a wolf, we talk about the dick size survey, enjoy munchpak.com and more. Walk-off song is “Paper Trails” by Joey Badass.
Eddie and I discuss the past few shows, discuss our new website and newsletter, erotic fan fiction, I “dreamed” about Eddie, me dealing (and loving) with seeing my wife breastfeeding all day long, the lengths we go to hide our sex life from our kids, her new ‘move’ she used on me. Plus me being a shitty dad as the ‘tooth fairy,’ kids with allergies, classic rock guys looking like pedophiles, Ultimate Warrior (RIP) and WWE, Hearthstone on iPad, and finally awful Buzzfeed quizzes and Upworthy on Facebook.
Mike comes back to discuss his new job at Google, his tattoo about his new baby, why he Snapchatted me one of his turds and why his wife hates me. Plus weird dads who won’t change their daughters diapers, all my new Twitter followers, me being an ‘alcoholic dad,’ people with verbal crutches, banging prostitutes in the name of the law, Mike catches his neighbors in the nude, Luden’s cough drops, how lame April Fool’s Day has become and more.