Eddie and I are back and kicking major ass with a super funny show. We give a final shirt update (we sold over fifty!), talk about a rude speeder in my neighborhood, fake controversies surrounding Father’s Day Cards and Louis C.K., my soup kitchen fantasy, how I plan to get rid of a pet frog, some Letterman chat, the new movie ‘Pixels’, I get a massage and analyze the hell out of it plus more!
Last minute substitution - my wife steps in for Eddie so we don't break her own rule. We talk about the shirts (it’s your final week to grab one at saveitfortheshow.com), my neighbors once again think I’m a weird alcoholic, we rescue a stray dog, we discuss our 11 year anniversary, new show segment “Dan’s Tweets You Missed” and more.
Shirts are here! Go to www.saveitfortheshow.com to order them now! On this week’s show Eddie’s dad is back to talk about the Pacquioa/Mayweather fight and more. Plus, I have jury duty, rag on the weird Youtube guy with the Lambo and books, someone thinks I am inappropriately touching my son and lots more. Thanks for listening and buying a shirt!
Another raucous and weird show. I get a ticket from the ‘police,’ we talk about e-cigs, reminisce about college, Eddie brings up masturbating and road trips (separately), having sex with a dead spouse, my neighbor is not a murderer, shirt and logo update (they are done!), classic porn stars in trouble, we talk about Hearthstone (add me "DanTheBeast#1523” on Battle.net) and more.
We’re back with an extra long show and it’s an absolute doozy. I talk about SXSW (lots of celeb sightings including Mark Cuban and Will Ferrell), city tap water flavors, my obsession with bathrooms, I worry I’ll die on a plane, Eddie’s DIY vagina, why Manpacks.com is great for underwear, getting drunk in college and of course, much more.
This week's walk-off song: Mark Ronson and Rhymefest "Can't Make It".
And here's those weird lap dance underwear we talked about.
Lots of funny kid stories on this one, including a filthy bath, my son gets a girlfriend, I win a baseball hat, fight a wolf, we talk about the dick size survey, enjoy munchpak.com and more. Walk-off song is “Paper Trails” by Joey Badass.