’m a business man with awful flakes! Poor Prince has died, Beyonce is a genius, mermaid sex, transgendered bathroom usage, going to the bathroom after a shower, relationship advice and lots of other weird stuff!
I hate Reggae! Plus watching Little League baseball, Star Trek: TNG Holodeck, I have seasonal allergies, I go to an abandoned mine, getting kicked in the balls, Eddie and my Voltron dick, I scam a snack company, how does jizz work and lots more. Song of the week is from Autolux off their new album "Pussy's Dead".
Suit update on my fast! Plus we talk about being hungover, Eddie recaps one of our fave stories about going to a fast food restaurant (he’s a great lover), plus who gives a shit about Jim Carrey’s tip, jerking with your off-hand, what can you pee on for health?, getting a nickname and much more.
I’m fasting! We talk about food (and it’s power over me), Bernie Sanders, The Five Hour Energy guy, Advertisecast, bad corporate April Fool’s Day jokes, sex with a small dick, Eddie does some on the spot freestyle, Hawaiian pizza and the usual weird stuff. These descriptions are always awful! The show is good, check it out.
One of my fave shows in a long time. Once we get going we don’t stop. I go camping like a real man (I dip, I drink, I have a blade), people who lead double-lives, I kiss my boys on the lips with my beard, swallowing your own ‘essence’ (or a celebs’), go antiquing to get laid, we talk ‘clean breaks’, plus meat, ‘Easy Cheese’ and more. #pgw #psw
Oooh boy a fun show this week. We dig into racism, pooping, everything. Get you a show that can do both. Plus I get in trouble with my neighbors, Eddie gets in a bathroom pickle at work, I rant about direct mail, I complain about how awful The Chive is, I beef with a guy at a snack bar and lots more. #PGW
A bit of a SXSW recap including how weird it is, constant drinking and more. I met Eric Andre, I pitch a VR sex machine, a different kind of ‘intro’ song, my body is ‘magic’, plus some sex advice and lots of other fun tangents. Don't ever rub your dickmouth on the toilet seat!
I’m Team Mom! And it’s a pain. I describe it and my woes with collecting dues. I share some ‘siftstory’ about considering a ‘rub and tug.' Plus Costco juice woes, Pornhub stats, ‘dick shaming,’ clean breaks, do we spank our kids, spitting/swallowing and more. A pretty filthy and raw one this week! Enjoy!
Do we bid farewell to Al B. Sure once and for all? We urge the listeners for ‘user generated content’ - a new theme song, ideas for objects we should illustrate on the koozie - shoutout to our Patreon.com/siftshow and St. Baldrick’s donors, we do some ‘real singing,’ discuss celeb dick size, I talk about ASMR a bit, young Eddie showes naked at the beach, sexy lady in uniforms, Fuller House, green burials and how weird casket viewings are and more. Thanks for listening.
A show first, we’ve coined a term! The “Sac-Town Shotgun”. We also talk about how I completely disappoint my kids, YouTube is awful, I have a sex dream, Eddie & I talk about if we’ve ever fought, filming a sex act, butt hygiene, weird places to jerk it, a great work prank and lots more. Super fun show.