Let’s have fun, it’s the holidays! We talk about decorating the house, playing piano at an old-folks home, wearing ‘dirty’ shorts to the gym, more toilet etiquette, retail workers, revisiting 2 girls 1 cup, going to sleep angry at a partner and lots more. Check out store.saveitfortheshow.com or saveitfortheshow.com/contact to get at us.
Back to a brand new show, I give a recap of my man crabbing trip including dipping, a horrible porta-potty experience and shaming the Dollar Store lady. Plus living with a 1.5 inch penis, we discuss holiday ‘Want, Need, Wear, Read’ and Elf on the Shelf, I help a neighbor with a computer problem, I have a cat problem, shoutout to srslycasual.com, growing a beard and pissing off your mate, who’s smarter - Eddie or me? Plus lots more!
It's a clip show! Amanda Hugginkiss put together six of his favorite clips from the past years, including the origin of "pussy got wet" and much more (including the "PGW" theme song). Thank you all so much for listening and enjoying the show. See you next week for a new and full-blown episode.
Back to basics - no election talk! But we do talk about me going ‘man crabbing’, having sex with a gorilla to save the world (and the evolution of animal penises), what the show used to be like, athlete’s foot on your face, pooping tips for the ladies, taking a shit in your neighbor’s toilet, wearing rubber gloves and more. Fun show this week. Thanks for listening! Be sure to check out store.saveitfortheshow.com for merch and patreon.com/siftshow to donate.
We do our best to talk about Trump, the US and the election. Our thoughts on what happened and how we’re dealing with it. Plus we discuss bullshit school fundraisers, dressing like your age, teaching kids to not take drugs while teaching them about drugs, the 'rust belt' and more. Of course the entire show isn't about the election, ha. Thank you for listening.
A bit of a Halloween recap - sending candy ‘to the troops’, sexy costumes (in the bedroom)and more. Plus having sex with a sleeping partner (don’t), beefing with your wife, rubber gloves, ’Swiss Army Man’ and so much more. Contact the show at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Thank you!
Eddie is back. We talk about what happened to his daughter, we went camping, Eddie goes to a country bar, I wear some hair powder, we discuss the ‘condoms in porn’ proposition in California, sharing your neighbor’s trash can and stealing from a restaurant. Also questions about when a man can’t ‘finish’, dreams and how horny is too horny? Plus lots of ‘real treats’ from us and you listeners. Send us your own - www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact.
Poor Eddie couldn’t make the show due to a family emergency, so friend of the show Mike Bodge sits in last minute and we discuss a wet dream I had, what a ‘soft bust’ is, infected nipples, the tooth fairy scam, Mike tells an insane story about getting into it with a homeless man, racist Halloween costumes, visiting China, hacking a Wii and more!
Eddie is back from his non-kid vacation. We discuss that plus, grabbing pussies (please don’t), a guy at the gym is all over me, shitty halloween decorations, costumes and candy corn, I hate on the Zapfino font, some love advice, 2 Dope Queens shoutout, baseball and more.
Like week old salmon the show is ripe! And how long is too long to eat leftovers? Plus I put my foot in my month, ‘edging’, how weird Arby’s is, which episode of our show should you start on, sofiagray.com, dating a co-worker, would you tongue kiss your dad, going on vacation without your kids and more. store.saveitfortheshow.com is back up too.
Let’s talk about Eddie’s huge collection of drinking straws! My son gets a bloody head wound, trolling Next Door, “Mr. Sports”, I talk about the origin of my sensitive meatus (check out episode 66!), Biscoff and Crystal Pepsi, pooping in public, how to buy a car, some presidential debate talk, rap battles and much more.
How weird are garage sales? I go to one! And buy some stuff. Japanese tourists seen at Trader Joe’s. I give my baby a ‘balloon bag.’ Plus some breakup advice, poop talk (what’s normal?), taking a shit while jogging, the Philippine president, dentists being chatty, is my cat sleeping or dead? And more!
I’m stuck being baseball coach again! We talk about my sweaty jeans and spanking kids, talking about weird/shitty landlords and gift baskets, women always needing to be worried about being raped, ‘rejig’ or ‘reneg’, masterbation is not a crime, a cocaine podcast, crack must be amazing, who has the best feet and more.
We talk about the Labor Day weekend, anxiety, Eddie quits a job like a big baby, I rock some beer pong at a rib cook off, I wonder about the effect the ‘Crazy Lady’ cartoon has had, how weird ‘101 Dalmatians’ is, I tell my wife I am smarter than her, karaoke, Filipino food and lots of questions. Check out store.saveitfortheshow.com.
Store is up! Check out store.saveitfortheshow.com for mugs, hats, shirts. We talk about animal sex like hyena clits and 3 foot long duck vaginas! We wonder what kind of person wants to be a grave digger? Plus our worst public bathroom experiences, getting kids to do chores, I talk about our equipment (shoutout to Focusrite), who’s family would win in a fight and sex toy reviews on YouTube. Special shoutout to Carlos for sending us wine from his winery.
We discuss my grandmother’s funeral (love you Bubs) and all the interesting things that go along with that, homeless people, the couch I banged in high school, a final call for people who want to play in our Fantasy Football league, English Paul, sex with Steve Buscemi, date a 20 year old or a 40 year old?, 'Roast Battle' on Comedy Central, ‘The Night Of’ on HBO and more.
Lots of questions, voicemails and advice this week. We also talk about our first annual Fantasy Football league! If you want a chance to join, email us why at firstname.lastname@example.org, plus the store is built (clothes will be up next week), and check out my friend Scooter’s podcast at sleepwithmepodcast.com. We also talk time travel, pain/pleasure in masturbation, babies crying in a movie theater, oral sex etiquette and some pointers, hot olympians, some tips on how to be a better speaker and more.
We continue to discuss our new show art (check it out at www.twitter.com/siftshow), giving goody bags to strangers on a plane, my son ‘bleaches his asshole’ (not really), I’m happy my kids are going back to school, the guy who is dating his mom, I don’t really like the Olympics (or The Lymps, go USA tho), a guy jerks off to our wives’ voices and more. Siftstory song is “Man Men” by “Kings of the City”.
Hey we’re pumped - we got a really nice featured review in The Onion’s AV Club! Advertising on RedTube (plus which state watches the most ‘trans’ porn?), how to plan a threesome, parody porn (I swear this show isn't all about porn), whose wife is hotter, playing board games and also, thanks to Lauren for having me on her show!
Rip roaring fun show. We talk about my vacation (I see my mom’s nips, I’m starving, creepy rental house, I burn my son’s balls and lots more), Eddie has a ‘shy anus’, our million dollar idea ‘Prank Tank’, how to bang in public, way too much sex talk about my wife, going to a water park, vaginas self clean, don’t have sex with your realtor (and I realize I am watching porn wrong) and so much more.