Another weird and fun show (aren’t they all?) I have a gross big toe-nail, Eddie and I go to Dave & Busters and it’s weird, are we making ‘pussy’ too casual, Snapchat blackmail, our opinion on the Ghostbusters reboot, fantasizing about having sex with people, some bloody stool tips, I’d be a terrible TV chef and as always - more!
Eddie and I are sweaty! We discuss Native Americans, the awful ‘Gods of Egypt’ movie, a ‘panda pussy’, the Oakland PD sex sandal, diversity day, Whole Foods, Eddie and I pitch a movie, what would it take to get Eddie to go down on your wife?, queefing questions, old school porn, licking armpits and we try out a new ending we might do from time to time. Thank you for listening! Share English Paul's cartoon with your friends!
Eddie is back in the hot seat! We have a cartoon! Amazing listener ‘English Paul’ animates an old story for the show. (Scroll up) Plus Eddie and I are super dads, spending the night at the airport, middle school cursing, showing your dick in the yearbook, someone talks to Eddie about their big dick, Deadpool, Radiohead and more.
Great friend of the show Josh Reddin sits in while Eduardo is on vacay. Lots of dad talk on this one. We discuss him becoming a new dad, how to stay a ‘cool’ dad, share some old school stories, circumcision, drinking, plus his good friend Jonas Ball and Walnuts.
’m a business man with awful flakes! Poor Prince has died, Beyonce is a genius, mermaid sex, transgendered bathroom usage, going to the bathroom after a shower, relationship advice and lots of other weird stuff!
I hate Reggae! Plus watching Little League baseball, Star Trek: TNG Holodeck, I have seasonal allergies, I go to an abandoned mine, getting kicked in the balls, Eddie and my Voltron dick, I scam a snack company, how does jizz work and lots more. Song of the week is from Autolux off their new album "Pussy's Dead".
Suit update on my fast! Plus we talk about being hungover, Eddie recaps one of our fave stories about going to a fast food restaurant (he’s a great lover), plus who gives a shit about Jim Carrey’s tip, jerking with your off-hand, what can you pee on for health?, getting a nickname and much more.
I’m fasting! We talk about food (and it’s power over me), Bernie Sanders, The Five Hour Energy guy, Advertisecast, bad corporate April Fool’s Day jokes, sex with a small dick, Eddie does some on the spot freestyle, Hawaiian pizza and the usual weird stuff. These descriptions are always awful! The show is good, check it out.
One of my fave shows in a long time. Once we get going we don’t stop. I go camping like a real man (I dip, I drink, I have a blade), people who lead double-lives, I kiss my boys on the lips with my beard, swallowing your own ‘essence’ (or a celebs’), go antiquing to get laid, we talk ‘clean breaks’, plus meat, ‘Easy Cheese’ and more. #pgw #psw