Poor Eddie couldn’t make the show due to a family emergency, so friend of the show Mike Bodge sits in last minute and we discuss a wet dream I had, what a ‘soft bust’ is, infected nipples, the tooth fairy scam, Mike tells an insane story about getting into it with a homeless man, racist Halloween costumes, visiting China, hacking a Wii and more!
Eddie is back from his non-kid vacation. We discuss that plus, grabbing pussies (please don’t), a guy at the gym is all over me, shitty halloween decorations, costumes and candy corn, I hate on the Zapfino font, some love advice, 2 Dope Queens shoutout, baseball and more.
Like week old salmon the show is ripe! And how long is too long to eat leftovers? Plus I put my foot in my month, ‘edging’, how weird Arby’s is, which episode of our show should you start on, sofiagray.com, dating a co-worker, would you tongue kiss your dad, going on vacation without your kids and more. store.saveitfortheshow.com is back up too.
Let’s talk about Eddie’s huge collection of drinking straws! My son gets a bloody head wound, trolling Next Door, “Mr. Sports”, I talk about the origin of my sensitive meatus (check out episode 66!), Biscoff and Crystal Pepsi, pooping in public, how to buy a car, some presidential debate talk, rap battles and much more.
How weird are garage sales? I go to one! And buy some stuff. Japanese tourists seen at Trader Joe’s. I give my baby a ‘balloon bag.’ Plus some breakup advice, poop talk (what’s normal?), taking a shit while jogging, the Philippine president, dentists being chatty, is my cat sleeping or dead? And more!
I’m stuck being baseball coach again! We talk about my sweaty jeans and spanking kids, talking about weird/shitty landlords and gift baskets, women always needing to be worried about being raped, ‘rejig’ or ‘reneg’, masterbation is not a crime, a cocaine podcast, crack must be amazing, who has the best feet and more.
We talk about the Labor Day weekend, anxiety, Eddie quits a job like a big baby, I rock some beer pong at a rib cook off, I wonder about the effect the ‘Crazy Lady’ cartoon has had, how weird ‘101 Dalmatians’ is, I tell my wife I am smarter than her, karaoke, Filipino food and lots of questions. Check out store.saveitfortheshow.com.
Store is up! Check out store.saveitfortheshow.com for mugs, hats, shirts. We talk about animal sex like hyena clits and 3 foot long duck vaginas! We wonder what kind of person wants to be a grave digger? Plus our worst public bathroom experiences, getting kids to do chores, I talk about our equipment (shoutout to Focusrite), who’s family would win in a fight and sex toy reviews on YouTube. Special shoutout to Carlos for sending us wine from his winery.
We discuss my grandmother’s funeral (love you Bubs) and all the interesting things that go along with that, homeless people, the couch I banged in high school, a final call for people who want to play in our Fantasy Football league, English Paul, sex with Steve Buscemi, date a 20 year old or a 40 year old?, 'Roast Battle' on Comedy Central, ‘The Night Of’ on HBO and more.
Lots of questions, voicemails and advice this week. We also talk about our first annual Fantasy Football league! If you want a chance to join, email us why at firstname.lastname@example.org, plus the store is built (clothes will be up next week), and check out my friend Scooter’s podcast at sleepwithmepodcast.com. We also talk time travel, pain/pleasure in masturbation, babies crying in a movie theater, oral sex etiquette and some pointers, hot olympians, some tips on how to be a better speaker and more.