Teen show! We share lots of embarrassing, gross and weird stories from when we were teens including drinking, barfing, pooping and sexing. Some real gems and funny ones. I also ‘prank’ someone on Facebook, we talk Grumpy Cat, we make fun of Mickey’s and the music service Tidal plus a ton of random things this week.
Another raucous and weird show. I get a ticket from the ‘police,’ we talk about e-cigs, reminisce about college, Eddie brings up masturbating and road trips (separately), having sex with a dead spouse, my neighbor is not a murderer, shirt and logo update (they are done!), classic porn stars in trouble, we talk about Hearthstone (add me "DanTheBeast#1523” on Battle.net) and more.
Good friend of the show Josh Reddin joins to discuss his mystery illness (he didn’t die), some major life changes for him (wife and kids!), how he’s terrible with technology, March Madness update, Cadbury Eggs are garbage, I stand corrected about lady-solo-sexy-time in a hotel room and I get a “Klout” perk that’s delicious.
In the most tame April Fool's day joke ever, our wives kick off the show to talk about peeing, wiping butts and carry our gross torch onward, plus my wife reveals a show secret. Then Eddie and I take over and talk about his bathroom dreams, the face of terrorism, ripping out teeth, why manpacks.com is great for socks (and why great socks are important), Tom Cruise and more.
Walk-off music this week is “Death Rides a Horse” by Russian Circles.
We’re back with an extra long show and it’s an absolute doozy. I talk about SXSW (lots of celeb sightings including Mark Cuban and Will Ferrell), city tap water flavors, my obsession with bathrooms, I worry I’ll die on a plane, Eddie’s DIY vagina, why Manpacks.com is great for underwear, getting drunk in college and of course, much more.
This week's walk-off song: Mark Ronson and Rhymefest "Can't Make It".
And here's those weird lap dance underwear we talked about.
Eddie and I review and have fun with some product from http://www.manpacks.com, talk about 'smoking smarties', little league baseball, a gas station accident, first porno video and we discuss some updates on my daughter and the Sacramento Addy’s. Send us in your thoughts to email@example.com and review us on iTunes, etc. Thank you!
This week's walkoff song is "So Good at Being in Trouble" by Unknown Mortal Orchestra.
Lots of funny kid stories on this one, including a filthy bath, my son gets a girlfriend, I win a baseball hat, fight a wolf, we talk about the dick size survey, enjoy munchpak.com and more. Walk-off song is “Paper Trails” by Joey Badass.
No holds barred with Eddie! We talk about a crazy homeless Santa, the guy who has sex with dolphins, my baby daughter has a medical procedure, I insult my wife (shocker), I eat at Guy Fieri’s restaurant, Eddie gets laid, plus lots of emails and voicemails. If you haven't please review the show in iTunes. Love you.
Friend of the show Dylan Schuck sits in for Eddie this week and we have a great show. We talk about dick pills, getting busted at work watching porn, Dylan’s love of the ‘casting couch,’ final update on me cutting off my beard, getting bday love on Facebook, how stupid The Chronicles of Narnia ends, Costco free samples, racist sniper video games, driving an Uber on Valentine’s Day and more. Hear more of Dylan at deadinsideshow.com and bettertalksaul.com.
New show intro! I have adventures at The Melting Pot and Target (one involves poop), I buy awful toys for my kids, a final yeard update, I have a run in with a “supreme bitch” in my neighborhood, we play basketball, talk about Valentine’s Day and my birthday plus more.