Eddie and I are back and kicking major ass with a super funny show. We give a final shirt update (we sold over fifty!), talk about a rude speeder in my neighborhood, fake controversies surrounding Father’s Day Cards and Louis C.K., my soup kitchen fantasy, how I plan to get rid of a pet frog, some Letterman chat, the new movie ‘Pixels’, I get a massage and analyze the hell out of it plus more!
Eddie was kidnapped by Colombian drug warlords and we couldn't finish the show. Don't worry, we didn't make shirts and cancel the show. Though that would be a pretty baller move.
Last minute substitution - my wife steps in for Eddie so we don't break her own rule. We talk about the shirts (it’s your final week to grab one at saveitfortheshow.com), my neighbors once again think I’m a weird alcoholic, we rescue a stray dog, we discuss our 11 year anniversary, new show segment “Dan’s Tweets You Missed” and more.
Lighting fast show this week. We do a quick recap of the MayPac fight, give a quick shirt update (we hit our goal!), an unfortunate 'Supreme Bitch' update, I have a post go ‘viral’ in the Podcast sub in Reddit, ‘stepmom’ porn and John Mayer.
Shirts are here! Go to www.saveitfortheshow.com to order them now! On this week’s show Eddie’s dad is back to talk about the Pacquioa/Mayweather fight and more. Plus, I have jury duty, rag on the weird Youtube guy with the Lambo and books, someone thinks I am inappropriately touching my son and lots more. Thanks for listening and buying a shirt!
Teen show! We share lots of embarrassing, gross and weird stories from when we were teens including drinking, barfing, pooping and sexing. Some real gems and funny ones. I also ‘prank’ someone on Facebook, we talk Grumpy Cat, we make fun of Mickey’s and the music service Tidal plus a ton of random things this week.
Another raucous and weird show. I get a ticket from the ‘police,’ we talk about e-cigs, reminisce about college, Eddie brings up masturbating and road trips (separately), having sex with a dead spouse, my neighbor is not a murderer, shirt and logo update (they are done!), classic porn stars in trouble, we talk about Hearthstone (add me "DanTheBeast#1523” on Battle.net) and more.
Good friend of the show Josh Reddin joins to discuss his mystery illness (he didn’t die), some major life changes for him (wife and kids!), how he’s terrible with technology, March Madness update, Cadbury Eggs are garbage, I stand corrected about lady-solo-sexy-time in a hotel room and I get a “Klout” perk that’s delicious.
In the most tame April Fool's day joke ever, our wives kick off the show to talk about peeing, wiping butts and carry our gross torch onward, plus my wife reveals a show secret. Then Eddie and I take over and talk about his bathroom dreams, the face of terrorism, ripping out teeth, why manpacks.com is great for socks (and why great socks are important), Tom Cruise and more.
Walk-off music this week is “Death Rides a Horse” by Russian Circles.
We’re back with an extra long show and it’s an absolute doozy. I talk about SXSW (lots of celeb sightings including Mark Cuban and Will Ferrell), city tap water flavors, my obsession with bathrooms, I worry I’ll die on a plane, Eddie’s DIY vagina, why Manpacks.com is great for underwear, getting drunk in college and of course, much more.
This week's walk-off song: Mark Ronson and Rhymefest "Can't Make It".
And here's those weird lap dance underwear we talked about.