Everyone in my neighborhood thinks I’m a racist! (I’m not) To relax I go on runs, smoke cigars and eat a weird flower that numbs my mouth. Also, Fantasy Football is ready to go, Tech Nerd Chase and some college advice, road head, meat on a sword and more. Shoutout toBZRKaudio.com for sponsoring this week’s show!
School is back in session. I’m thrilled to be away from my kids, and Eddie’s kid is a dirty liar! I go to a water park with my family and of course it’s an adventure. Plus having sex with a horse, skipping a bachelor party, pooping in public, sharing porn with friends and more. Send us in your favorite show quotes/jokes from the podcast and we’ll add them to our https://www.instagram.com/siftshow/ page and give you a shoutout. Also if you played Fantasy Football with us last year, be sure to email me that you want to play or I’ll have to give you the boot.
Oh what a show. We talk about our John Mayer experience (and it will make sense why we named the episode that once you listen). It’s a big night out for Eddie and me. We dance, we sing, we do karaoke. Plus we talk about me being a ‘mean person’, I take an Ed Sheehan joke too far with my wife, shoutout to www.instagram.com/flapjackthecorgi, trimming armpit hair, mysteries amongst partners, being a male gynecologist, staring at dicks on the train and a ton more. Also - Fantasy Football is back! If you want to play email me at firstname.lastname@example.org while we figure this out.
Eddie and I ponder taking severe action to make the show more popular. Plus we discuss letting your kid wear weird clothes, people choking in public, stealing candy from the market, John Wick 2 is an awful movie, we’re going to see John Mayer, I lie to my friends, do you know any killers and lots more.
Let’s get handy! I continue to be a manly man in my house and a broken toilet takes a turn for the worst. Plus weirdness happens at the gym, more awful office porn mishaps, how will we deal with sex robots, getting calf implants and a lot more. Dig it.
Big silver quarter century show! I throw on my #dadhat and talk about landscaping my house. Plus getting skin cancer, we wonder if we should we talk about certain topics on the show, discuss dick pics, coconut oil as lube, blind podcast listeners, Eddie loves boxing, ice cream and booze and more. We have a new podcast host - Libsyn! Shoutout to those guys.