Show kicks off and of course we need to talk about Chris Cornell. Which leads to a deep dive about mail-order CDs (Columbia House / BMG), auto-erotic asphyxiation, school open houses, Melania hates Trump, “Do it in May” - May is masturbation month and we talk about jerk off toys for men from Tenga (hey Tenga, sponsor us), using technology to mess with your friends, my son has an awkward b-day party, fidget spinners are dumb, what’s up with 'Michael’s' and more. Remember to check out the new cartoon ‘Lambo Frog’ and share it with a friend! Also - there’s a chance there might not be a new show next week. Sorry to keep you in suspense. We still love you!