Short show from the road this week. It's a quickie about being at the airport, having sex in motel pods, your house falling apart when you are away, bone marrow, calf implants, strippers and more. Regular show returns next week!
Lord it’s hot outside! We talk the weather, a Father’s Day recap, Eddie shoots a bunch of guns, awful ‘prank’ YouTubers, sugar free candy, I’m in a huge beef with Triscuit and go DEEP about how much I hate their marketing and website, hidden Netflix gems, ‘Skin-e-max’ actors and much more. Unfortunate head's up - very good chance Eddie and I won't be together next week. And you know how the saying goes...if Eddie can't do the show...
Take a breath and get rolling with us! We go deep on being a magician, getting away with crimes, if I should adopt a new cat, Philippino fighting spiders, the ‘call of the void’, sex on ecstasy :: using a fleshlight, terrible dates, lots of questions, looking at men at the gym, ‘stealthing’ and more!
This show is dedicated to ol’ Jack and whether he’s #sleepingordead. We talk a lot about him and his situation. Plus we talk a bit about guns, Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher, I have dinner with some women, what is BC Powder, Paul from Roanoke, drinking in Disneyland, gardening, overcoming having a small dick and ‘Coldstone’ vs Fro-Yo and much more!
Eddie’s dog is a good boy! I dogsit for him and love it. Plus we talk about ‘read receipts’ on texting, Eddie goes to Disneyland and we talk about that quite a bit (including being a Disney princess), I lay some Memorial Day flooring, do we marry people who remind us of our parents, knock-knock jokes, Tech Nerd Chase is back, would I do a three-way with my wife, Eddie ‘blows his load’, Rabbi’s cleaning baby dicks with their mouths and more!
Show kicks off and of course we need to talk about Chris Cornell. Which leads to a deep dive about mail-order CDs (Columbia House / BMG), auto-erotic asphyxiation, school open houses, Melania hates Trump, “Do it in May” - May is masturbation month and we talk about jerk off toys for men from Tenga (hey Tenga, sponsor us), using technology to mess with your friends, my son has an awkward b-day party, fidget spinners are dumb, what’s up with 'Michael’s' and more. Remember to check out the new cartoon ‘Lambo Frog’ and share it with a friend! Also - there’s a chance there might not be a new show next week. Sorry to keep you in suspense. We still love you!