Eddie’s dog is a good boy! I dogsit for him and love it. Plus we talk about ‘read receipts’ on texting, Eddie goes to Disneyland and we talk about that quite a bit (including being a Disney princess), I lay some Memorial Day flooring, do we marry people who remind us of our parents, knock-knock jokes, Tech Nerd Chase is back, would I do a three-way with my wife, Eddie ‘blows his load’, Rabbi’s cleaning baby dicks with their mouths and more!
Show kicks off and of course we need to talk about Chris Cornell. Which leads to a deep dive about mail-order CDs (Columbia House / BMG), auto-erotic asphyxiation, school open houses, Melania hates Trump, “Do it in May” - May is masturbation month and we talk about jerk off toys for men from Tenga (hey Tenga, sponsor us), using technology to mess with your friends, my son has an awkward b-day party, fidget spinners are dumb, what’s up with 'Michael’s' and more. Remember to check out the new cartoon ‘Lambo Frog’ and share it with a friend! Also - there’s a chance there might not be a new show next week. Sorry to keep you in suspense. We still love you!
The show kicks off and we try to settle the ‘moist man’ vs. ‘dry guy’ debate once and for all. Lots of listener feedback and questions surrounding it, circumcision, etc. Plus how many tissues do you use after sex? We also talk silk boxers and underwear etiquette, what sex/relationship stuff people are Googling for, we close the loop on our taxidermy discussion, Mother’s Day activities, hiking and more. Be sure to check out English Paul’s new cartoon of our podcast on our website - saveitfortheshow.com/cartoons
Eddie is back and we drop a hilarious one. We get right into it and talk about being ‘moist men’ and special lotion, being an amateur taxidermist (and getting an amateur head massage or handy), what kind of cologne you wear, we talk about Eddie’s trip to Chicago (deep-dish, airplane craps, speakeasy bars, potential prostitutes, baseball stadium food and more), Smith and Wollensky sucks, good looking women at the gym (and pre-workouts mess me up) and more!
My lovely wife Nicole sits in for Eddie this week while he’s out on biz. She’s an absolute doll and battles a cold to make it happen. We talk about our animals, what I do to get her in the mood, sucking toes, I’m a pain in the ass, we answer some questions, do some voicemails, etc. Eddie will be back next week. Send me nice emails about my wife.
Oh boy we do a deep dive on what it’s like to be a man donating sperm and a woman buying sperm. It's a real deep dive, you’re going to learn and laugh. My 15 year old cat Jack is sick (can I bury him in my back yard?), Peter Pan is racist, the death penalty is dumb, am I allowed to make jewish jokes, some sex ed talk, who’s going to write some Dan and Eddie erotic fan fiction and a whole lot more. Also - who should sit in for Eddie next week? Let us know www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact