Hey come on. I wouldn't really make a porno site would I? I'm an open-minded guy and 100% see the humor in this. In fact I was kind of looking forward to going through the process of making an account on Jugg Host, hand-picking the hottest anal action on the web for you, and just cashing all the checks from all the signups my listeners would of course create.
I mentioned this plan to my wife, and she said "If you make a porno website it could ruin your life or career." And when I told Eddie this, his reply was that it could make my life "1,000 times better."
So here's to making my life 1,000 times better! Enjoy!