Ep212 - Zapfino

Eddie is back from his non-kid vacation. We discuss that plus, grabbing pussies (please don’t), a guy at the gym is all over me, shitty halloween decorations, costumes and candy corn, I hate on the Zapfino font, some love advice, 2 Dope Queens shoutout, baseball and more.

Ep211 - Mozzarella Sticks

Like week old salmon the show is ripe! And how long is too long to eat leftovers? Plus I put my foot in my month, ‘edging’, how weird Arby’s is, which episode of our show should you start on, sofiagray.com, dating a co-worker, would you tongue kiss your dad, going on vacation without your kids and more. store.saveitfortheshow.com is back up too.

Ep210 - Crazy Straw

Let’s talk about Eddie’s huge collection of drinking straws! My son gets a bloody head wound, trolling Next Door, “Mr. Sports”, I talk about the origin of my sensitive meatus (check out episode 66!), Biscoff and Crystal Pepsi, pooping in public, how to buy a car, some presidential debate talk, rap battles and much more.

Ep209 - Balloon Bag

How weird are garage sales? I go to one! And buy some stuff. Japanese tourists seen at Trader Joe’s. I give my baby a ‘balloon bag.’ Plus some breakup advice, poop talk (what’s normal?), taking a shit while jogging, the Philippine president, dentists being chatty, is my cat sleeping or dead? And more!

Ep208 - Griselda

I’m stuck being baseball coach again! We talk about my sweaty jeans and spanking kids, talking about weird/shitty landlords and gift baskets, women always needing to be worried about being raped, ‘rejig’ or ‘reneg’, masterbation is not a crime, a cocaine podcast, crack must be amazing, who has the best feet and more.